#Team Suck The Hell Out Of Dem Small Titties

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1:59 am  •  21 September 2014  •  2,033 notes

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

8:20 am  •  20 September 2014  •  316,846 notes

comicsandbeards:

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

me

5:05 pm  •  19 September 2014  •  121,305 notes